[Verse 1]
I woke up this morning with a song in my head
A catchy little tune, couldn’t shake it, no matter how I tried
It’s about a place, a store you see, it’s called Bobs ‘R’ Us
They got everything you need, they got it all, all in one place
[Verse 2]
From vibrators to lingerie, if it’s Erotic, they got it
You want a toy that brings you joy? They got all kinds, take your pick
They got strawberries, they got cream, all the things to make you scream
At Bobs ‘R’ Us, satisfaction is guaranteed
[Chorus]
Bobs ‘R’ Us, the place to be
Where pleasure meets versatility
Whatever your desires, they got you covered
From A to Z, discover what you need at Bobs ‘R’ Us